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foxadhd:

Scotland’s official animal is the Unicorn

foxadhd:

Scotland’s official animal is the Unicorn

graveyardstuffers:

Me when i have to reblog from the source because u couldnt control your dumb ass comments

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how do i get my girlfriend to shave her pussy?
Anonymous

iratheunicorn:

Here’s what you do… Go to your girlfriend’s place and apologize for tricking her into thinking you were an adult who could handle something as simple has pubic hair and then tell her she should leave you because you’re a jackass.

ludacrisp:

i feel uncomfortable and out of place in 98% of all situations 

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masoncheryl:

*looks at fictional character* nobody loves u more than me

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thedeadguyintheback:

how much you wanna bet that was filler text that they completely forgot to replace with an actual caption

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mothballmilkshake:

When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual

Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed

Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.

Mmm object impermanency 

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friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

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September

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lanactrlaltdelrey:


"no homo"

takanobaka:

Asexual Awareness Week is on October 26November 1st this year so you know what that means

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ace level: pumpkin

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September

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